26 September 2005 (Monday)

is that anything like a rain dance?

According to the article in today's Metro, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were married over the weekend in "a Kabbalah ceremony." Obviously, this is some wonderful facet of Judaism I missed out on, having had the terribly poor judgment of getting married before the age of forty.

# posted by shanna at 9:36 AM
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Ashton isn't 40 is he ;-)

What happens in a kabbalah ceremony I wonder?
Something meaningless and overpriced I'd assume if their "kabbalah water" is any example.


Posted by: shifra at 10:04 AM on 26 September 2005

I am looking to start taking bets on how long this silliness lasts. I've got to think that Ashton wakes up one day and says, you know, she really is hot but we have absolutely nothing in common. (Besides which I would think that he wants kids if the rumors are true and she is getting close to not being able to have anymore.)


Posted by: Little Wolf at 10:35 AM on 26 September 2005

BS"D
I'm sure it involved a red bendel being tied somewhere inappropriate followed by a trip to the Holy Zohar Gevaltic Shekhinah Tattoo Parlour for matching "Lav" (Lamed-Alef-Vav) brands...


Posted by: Soferet at 1:58 AM on 29 September 2005

Why the dig about her age? That's not like you. Besides, one can be foolish at any age.


Posted by: eliana at 11:12 AM on 4 October 2005

eliana - It wasn't a "dig" at her age. One is not supposed to learn Kabbalah before the age of forty. Hence the joke about my not knowing what a "Kabbalah wedding ceremony" would be.


Posted by: shanna at 7:38 PM on 5 October 2005

Per my mother, via People Magazine, apparently the bride circled the groom, they had a chuppah and sheva broches, and the groom stepped on a glass. There was a ketubah as well, what the ketubah said is totally unclear to me.

When I tried to work out how this was a 'Kabbalah wedding', my mother inquired "What do you think Luria's daughters did when they got married?"

They should only be very happy, and become Scientologists in the near future.


Posted by: balabusta in blue jeans at 11:17 PM on 5 October 2005
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