23 July 2004 (Friday)
warranty of fitness
The following is written on the back of the package of pens (for use at the bar exam next week) that I bought at CVS today (emphasis mine):
The Pilot EasyTouch® is guaranteed to be the most comfortable, smoothest writing rubberized grip pen you will ever use. If for any reason, you are dissatisfied with its performance return it, postage paid, to [address omitted] and we will replace it free with a product of equal or greater value.Does that mean that if I fail the bar exam, I get a brand new pen? Because, y'know, I'm going to hold the pen accountable for everything it writes.
(Actually, I'm less than thrilled, because it turns out that they have that more liquidy ink that smudges. I'm going to have to look for new pens on Sunday. In case you're wondering why I'm putting so much effort into this, it's because I want fine point pens. The writing looks neater that way.)
# posted by shanna at 1:52 PM
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