19 July 2004 (Monday)
how unfair
I'm experiencing many of the classic physical and mental effects of stress: insomnia, nightmares, an inability to focus, panic, momentary bodily tremors, and a strange desire to be kidnapped by aliens, anal probe and all. What I have not experienced is "unexpected weight loss."
Why can't something good come of all of this? All I'm asking for is five little pounds! I mean, fifteen or twenty would be ideal, but not in the span of ten days. C'mon, can't I experience some drastic appetite loss or turbo-charges metabolism for the next week or so? Is that too much to ask for?
# posted by shanna at 10:12 PM
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